Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Make a Marshmallow Sculpture: #22 Summer Bucket List


There's a difference between being a child and being child-like. I'm beginning to feel like this whole summer insanity list was a bad idea. I have a few reasons.

#1. Some of these activities are for children.
#2. Some of these are inadvertently dangerous.
#3. I'm a klutz and this is going to kill me.

As my writer friend Cari told me: "A bucket list are things you do before you die. Not a list that causes you to die."

Yeah, I need to do better at that.

Moving on to the current item at hand. I did some light Googling on building Marshmallow Sculptures and came away bored. I sat at the kitchen table and just started putting random stuff together.


At one point I tried to build a Tie-fighter, it would look much better if it could stand up on its own. Still, I was happy with it.

The other thing is just that, a thing. Some kind of building. It took forever to make. If you're curious, that was 117 toothpicks.

I should mention that this summer I'm reading a great book called: Adulting, how to be an adult in 468 easy-ish steps. It's actually a fun read for anyone aged 18-40. The library is hosting an online book club for it and it's a blast. Seriously, check it out.

As I'm reading through this book and feeling mildly confident in how many steps I've already accomplished, my summer bucket list is completely changing that.

The next thing on my list is to paint rocks. Yeah, I'm an adult.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Storm Chasing: #66 Summer Bucket List

As I sit down to write of this miss-adventure, I have to wonder just HOW stubborn and crazy I am. See, I've always wanted to see a tornado, all my life I've marveled at their mysterious nature. Though I live in an area where a handful or two are spotted annually, I've never seen one.

A few days ago we had a few rounds of thunderstorms sweep through. They caused downed power lines and minor damage due to hail and wind. No tornadoes.

That didn't stop me from contemplating the thrill of driving into the center of the storm. Thinking of this as I watched the doplar, I quickly added another item to my summer bucket list: Chase a storm.

Out the door I ran. Literally, I pounded the driveway...and put a little too much pressure on my right knee. I've had weak knee problems in the past and this time I really nailed it. I tried to ignore the pain as I limped to my car and zoomed down the street. I was on a mission.

Judging by the doppler, I needed to head north, so I traveled around the Lansing airport, hardly able to see due to the thick and heavy raindrops pounding my windshield. As an afterthought I grabbed my iPhone, "Siri, play 'Thunderstruck' by AC-DC."

Up towards the city of DeWitt I traveled, marveling at the wind and lack of visibility. Then I noticed the little red light that only goes off at the last minute. I was running out of gas!

No gas and...in my hurry I'd left the house without my wallet!! Stupid, stupid, STUPID! No gas, no wallet, oh, and let's not forget the knee injury.

With great care not to get lost or accelerate too quickly, I got back home as the anti-climactic mission ended on a sour note. At this point I now had to get ready for work. Long story short, I was too chicken to tell anyone I'd injured myself (I still haven't), and I suffered through six long hours where I felt like a fool.

Lessons learned:
#1. Don't leave the house without money
#2. Check the gas tank before leaving town
#3. Keep physical limits in mind before pushing yourself

That's it! A few days later and my knee is much better, but if I twist it or move it wrong, it still causes me pain. I may have to see a doctor. It still won't stop me from attempting to complete the Summer Bucket List!

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Write a Letter to J.J. Abrams concerning Star Wars


Today I was feeling the strong urge to write, I was also feeling sassy and creative. It seemed like a good day to write my letter to J.J. Abrams. This is what I came up with:



Dear J.J. Abrams,

Hello there! Sorry about the mess, I feel the need to express my thoughts and concerns about your current project, Star Wars. If you’re saying that reading this letter was a bad idea, I’m starting to agree with you. You may find my lack of faith disturbing.
          I believe that it’s vitally important for you to build up a strong Jedi Order. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic — before the dark times. Before the Empire. Don’t get delusions of grandeur thinking you can leave them out of the story.
          You’ll find I’m full of surprises. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Onto the subject of Bounty Hunters, we don’t need their scum! However, others would call me a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder. So, I’d let the Wookiee win.
          Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! You’ve got a lot of nerve coming here, saying you can handle this movie. That’s no moon, no small feat to accomplish. I urge you, use the force! Do, or do not, there is no try!
          Don’t get cocky! You know better than to trust a strange computer. If you have a bad feeling about this, speak up! You are our last hope for a better trilogy! I never doubted you, it will be wonderful. I happen to like nice men and I’m sure your midi-chlorian count is off the charts!
          Laugh it up fuzzball! If ever you need an extra for your movies, I’m ready to be a Jedi. Ben, tell him I’m ready! You do have your moments, I know.
          If you strike me and my letter down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
          I foresee you will become a great legend to us all.

May the force be with you,
-The Classy Geek

Did you know that it's impossible to contact J.J. Abrams? I know that now. But seriously, I wasn't expecting to actually get a hold of him. However, I tried other outlets such as Bad Robot, Lucas Film and resorted to Facebook. No beans.

If you know him, please do me the favor of passing along this message, and if J.J. Abrams actually does read this, please know that I'm completely serious about being a Jedi in the film, you can even kill me off if you'd like. Being in Star Wars would complete my life.


Summer Bucket List!


Have you ever had a list of things to do and wanted to do NONE of them? Yeah, me too. All the freaking time. I like lists, writing things down with boxes next to them. Then I get to check off those boxes when I've finished, and I feel productive.


At the end of every to-do list I've ever made remain these few items:
  • Kitty litter
  • Laundry
  • Mow lawn
  • Brush pets

If you looked at my current list, you would find three out of those four things need accomplishing. I mowed the lawn yesterday, go me!


Some days when I need a happy boost, I put fun things on the to-do list:
  • Sleep in
  • Eat chocolate
  • Catch up on TV
  • Beat high score on current game I'm obsessed with


I like the second list better.


This summer I wanted to challenge myself, a lot. As a writer I find myself often times inside at my desk, caught up in writing a novel, all the while the weather outside is delicious. I only know that because all my Facebook friends are posting about it.

Since I finished a long winded project not two days ago, I need to keep the momentum and have things to do. This idea came to me a couple of weeks ago when I began compiling the master list. It's a lot and very challenging. During the summer I will blog about the various things I've done. 


The Classy Geek's Ginormous Summer Bucket List:


Ask a random stranger what Hogwarts house they’re in.
Visit a library you’ve never been too before.
Read a book recommended by a friend.
Cook a meal for a Facebook friend.
See a shooting star.
Attempt to sleep one night outside.
Catch a fish.
Pick an official summer song.
Make root-beer floats for a group of friends.
Explore a forest.
See how many fireflies you can catch.
Play with children’s toys and have fun.
See a movie by yourself.
Send out Christmas-in-July cards.
Re-read the entire Harry Potter series.
Celebrate an obscure holiday and go all-out.
Write a letter to J.J. Abrams concerning Star Wars.
Go somewhere for each letter of the alphabet.
Listen to an old favorite on the cassette player.
Watch an entire season of a TV show in one day.
Build a sand castle.
Give out free lemonade.
Play a sport at least once.
Go on a road trip to someplace new.
Draw with sidewalk chalk.
Ride on a carousel or a Ferris wheel.
Spend a whole day barefoot.
Lie on the grass watching the clouds float across the sky.
Put together a 1000 piece puzzle.
Go to Laser Tag.
Use a British accent for a whole day.
Write a message in a bottle or tie it to a balloon.
Make a “I’m _ and you’re watching Disney Channel.”
Super glue a quarter on the ground.
Find out how many licks it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop.
Ride a train.
Go to a music festival.
Pay for something in all pennies.
Floss for three days in a row.
Figure out what all the buttons on the TV remote does.
Go to the mega mart and place notes on cars saying: “Sorry for the damage.” Watch.
Make S’Mores.
Paint and decorate pet rocks.
Make paper airplanes and race.
Create a wild design on your fingernails or hair.
Participate in a summer reading program.
Go a day without drinking anything but water.
Fly a kite.
Make up a story.
Stay off the internet for a day.
Have a lightsaber duel.
Bike ride to work at least once.
Run around with wind catchers made from party streamers.
Cover yourself in temporary tattoos drawn with watercolor crayons.
Build a marshmallow sculpture.
Go on a date.
Drink every Capri Sun flavor.
Climb a tree.
Watch the sun rise and set in the same day.
Leave sticky notes all over something.
Diet Coke and Mentos.
Destroy a watermelon.
Answer the phone like Buddy the Elf.
Go to an “Open Late” restaurant past midnight.
Create a bouquet of wildflowers.